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If having lunch is like having sex, could I have lunch with you?
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Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?
Let's play house, you be the door and I'll slam you all night long! Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open? You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!
(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you.
I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button. Well, let's get going with more dirty pick up lines! Hey do you wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up!
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You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.5.
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